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Law Since Feudalism And Henry The 8Th Gone With The Wind
For 800 years, property law had trudged along, a relic of feudalism that even Henry VIII couldn’t kill off completely. But then along came Willard v. First Church of Christ, and—poof—centuries of common law got tossed out like last week’s leftovers. California, ever the trendsetter, decided that a random third party could now waltz in […]
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Scientist Lord Kelvin Said Airplanes Were Impossible
Sure, anything’s possible if you remember that a scientist like Lord Kelvin once declared airplanes impossible. So, yeah, given that track record, why not throw in teleportation and the utterly unimaginable while we’re at it? What exactly are we dealing with in this life?
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Structures Older Than The Big Bang
The James Webb Space Telescope has revealed structures older than the universe itself. One of these structures, known as Mehsuleh, is estimated to be 14.45 billion years old. Mehsuleh refers to an ancient Jewish king who repented later in life. These findings suggest that entities such as stars, other universes, and forms of energy that […]
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I’ll Take My Chances In Hell
Oh, absolutely! Who wouldn’t jump at the chance to join an institution with a stellar track record like that? I mean, what’s more appealing than aligning yourself with an organization that once gave a friendly wave to a guy whose hobbies included world domination and genocide? Truly heartwarming. Nothing screams “moral compass” like that kind […]
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Private Secret Research And Human Animal Chimeras
The idea of a human-animal hybrid is the stuff of nightmares—half-man, half-beast, all horror. But guess what? That’s exactly what’s going on right now, minus the Dr. Moreau island vibes (for now). Take, for example, the human-pig heart experiments. No, you’re not watching some mad scientist knock up a sow with human sperm, but inject […]
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What Is Time, Again?
What really is time? Oh, buckle up, because your version of it is as unique and broken as any one of the trillions of galaxies out there. In fact, time is so personal, you might as well start telling people, “Sorry, I run on my time zone.”
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How to Kill Federalism: A Love Letter to Centralized Government Power
Ah, the beauty of federalism. It’s that charming system where states get to flex their own muscles, while the federal government politely asks them to do things. So, when it comes to background checks on gun purchases, who needs all that pesky “consistency” anyway? After all, the Supremacy Clause of the Constitution makes it clear […]
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Federal Gun Law Joke?
Federal gun laws are a masterclass in passing the buck. The feds tell the states, “You handle it!” and when things go wrong, guess who gets the blame? The local sheriff, who probably just wanted to solve a local murder but now has to enforce some federal background check he had no say in. Congress […]
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Radioactive Relaxation: A Low-Effort Apocalypse
Well, it’s official—the US Supreme Court just punched our ticket to the apocalypse. State legislatures? Nah, no need to pass laws about cleaning up radioactive waste. State executives? Why bother lifting a finger to deal with glowing toxic sludge. And you? Relax, you don’t have to worry about cleaning up radioactive waste either. In fact, […]
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Not So Funny, Now, Huh, When It’s Too Late
Oh, fantastic news, everyone! The US Supreme Court has apparently decided that cleaning up radioactive waste is totally optional now—kind of like deciding whether or not to floss. Sure, it’s probably good for you, but honestly, who’s really paying attention? From government officials to the guy next door, we can all just let the toxic […]
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