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Never Worked Before. Won’t Work Now. The 1798 Sedition Act
Oh, a crackdown with the Alien Act of 1798? Sure, just like President John Adams did. And, you know, that turned out great for him. Nothing says “wise political strategy” like using a vaguely authoritarian law to target your own citizens. Adams aimed it at his political enemies, of course, thinking it’d be a foolproof […]
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It’s Coming. Don’t You Understand!
We have to get out of here. And soon. Because something is coming.
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Religion Banned
Religion is banned. Can you believe it? Probably not. But then again, neither could all those folks in China or Russia way back when. And now here we are—welcome to the club. Turns out, if history has a sense of humor, it’s definitely dark. Oh, but don’t look so surprised. The Bible said this was […]
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Unfinished Business
There’s just one loose end left. That bull, the one with hooks buried deep in its jaw, being dragged toward the slaughter. Eyes wide, like it somehow knows the game’s over. But hey, after we finish that little piece of slaughter, we can finally roll up our sleeves and get down to the real business—the […]
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The UN: Gone Forever
The UN has collapsed. Shocking, right? I mean, who could have predicted that a room full of diplomats bickering over table arrangements wouldn’t exactly bring world peace? Somewhere along the line, they decided they’d step in as the world’s moral referee—aiming to replace, oh, just Jesus Christ himself. And we all know how that goes: […]
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Civil War Imminent
Slavery’s back, and where else but California—the land of sunshine, tech startups, and, apparently, revisiting history’s worst ideas. It’s as if someone thought, “You know what would really spice up the state known for overpriced coffee and avocado toast? A healthy dose of involuntary servitude.” And just like that, the ghosts of past wars are […]
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I Sit Out Veterans Day AKA Remembrance Day. You Mad.
Here’s why I sit out Veterans Day: the Bible couldn’t be clearer—Thou Shall Not Kill. No footnotes, no “except if…” clauses. But our “leaders”? They’ve got a different take on things: they’ll send young people off to do the murdering for a slice of someone else’s land, oil, or power. Fight your own stupid wars, […]
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Star Trek, Star Wars, Space 1999, Nah, That BS Isn’t Going To Ever Happen
Here’s a dose of reality, folks: those post-supper sci-fi spectacles like Star Wars and Star Trek? Pure fantasy. Spoiler alert: we’re not getting starships, lightsabers, or a galaxy full of charismatic aliens. If you’re looking for a real prophecy, dust off that Bible—because, like it or not, humanity’s been handed the keys to exactly one […]
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Not Enough Resources
If Trump had the magic formula to fix America, he would’ve done it already—maybe in his first term or, heck, during Biden’s, just for kicks. But guess what? Turns out he was short on resources. And now we’re burning through even more to keep a “standing army” busy chasing its own tail. In the end, […]
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