In Impulse, a TV series about a teleporter named Henry, there’s a quantum arms race brewing in the background—because, of course, what’s sci-fi without a bunch of scientists fighting over who gets to break the universe first? The show touches on this lovely little war when a multinational corporation, dabbling in quantum science and teleportation, […]
What really is time? Oh, buckle up, because your version of it is as unique and broken as any one of the trillions of galaxies out there. In fact, time is so personal, you might as well start telling people, “Sorry, I run on my time zone.”
New Beginnings, the latest brainchild of Impulse Revisionism, offers more plotlines than a conspiracy theorist’s dream journal—and the same level of logic. At its core, it’s a tale of confusion, deceit, and the occasional supernatural miracle. The characters, meanwhile, are seemingly in a race to outdo each other in the “Worst Person You Know” competition.
Ah, the beauty of federalism. It’s that charming system where states get to flex their own muscles, while the federal government politely asks them to do things. So, when it comes to background checks on gun purchases, who needs all that pesky “consistency” anyway? After all, the Supremacy Clause of the Constitution makes it clear […]
In Impulse, a TV series about a teleporter named Henry, there’s a quantum arms race brewing in the background—because, of course, what’s sci-fi without a bunch of scientists fighting over who gets to break the universe first? The show touches on this lovely little war when a multinational corporation, dabbling in quantum science and teleportation, […]
Read MoreWhat really is time? Oh, buckle up, because your version of it is as unique and broken as any one of the trillions of galaxies out there. In fact, time is so personal, you might as well start telling people, “Sorry, I run on my time zone.”
Read MoreNew Beginnings, the latest brainchild of Impulse Revisionism, offers more plotlines than a conspiracy theorist’s dream journal—and the same level of logic. At its core, it’s a tale of confusion, deceit, and the occasional supernatural miracle. The characters, meanwhile, are seemingly in a race to outdo each other in the “Worst Person You Know” competition.
Read MoreAh, the beauty of federalism. It’s that charming system where states get to flex their own muscles, while the federal government politely asks them to do things. So, when it comes to background checks on gun purchases, who needs all that pesky “consistency” anyway? After all, the Supremacy Clause of the Constitution makes it clear […]
Read MoreWormhole simulation successfully completed. The calculations were performed on the IBM Q quantum computer. Here’s a video demonstrating how human teleportation is achieved through wormholes. The possibilities to go anywhere are limitless. We can go anyplace.
Read MoreFederal gun laws are a masterclass in passing the buck. The feds tell the states, “You handle it!” and when things go wrong, guess who gets the blame? The local sheriff, who probably just wanted to solve a local murder but now has to enforce some federal background check he had no say in. Congress […]
Read MoreWell, it’s official—the US Supreme Court just punched our ticket to the apocalypse. State legislatures? Nah, no need to pass laws about cleaning up radioactive waste. State executives? Why bother lifting a finger to deal with glowing toxic sludge. And you? Relax, you don’t have to worry about cleaning up radioactive waste either. In fact, […]
Read MoreOh, fantastic news, everyone! The US Supreme Court has apparently decided that cleaning up radioactive waste is totally optional now—kind of like deciding whether or not to floss. Sure, it’s probably good for you, but honestly, who’s really paying attention? From government officials to the guy next door, we can all just let the toxic […]
Read MoreAlthough it’s not like a secretive state grand jury or even a state civil jury trial is guaranteed, it sure looks like Diddy might have violated the Mann Act and the RICO Act. When Diddy transported escorts across state lines, that was interstate economic activity—aka commerce—which the feds could regulate, meaning prosecutors could charge Diddy. […]
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