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Rooftop Scene

The rooftop negotiators scene encapsulates the essence of “Judgement Night.” The exchange, “Do you know who we are? You have no idea, do you,” captures the whole spirit.

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Rebel Moon

Netflix’s Rebel Moon will get you thinking if you want to think. For example, who needs those pesky “independent bodies” to protect freedom of speech? Russia and the UN have clearly mastered the art of safeguarding it with their magical paper, right?

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Selena

Selena, raised a Jehovah’s Witness like Michael Jackson and Prince, soothes a crowd in a manner reminiscent of how Jesus calmed a storm.

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Selena

Selena, raised as a Jehovah’s Witness like Prince and Michael Jackson, soothes a crowd in a manner reminiscent of how Jesus calmed a storm.

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Quest For Fire

Oh, sure, because surviving and adapting for millions of years is just a quaint little hobby. We’re obviously just cosmic dust basking in the glory of our utterly pointless existence.

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Split

The film “Split” prompts reflection on various inquiries regarding multiple personalities. Is it possible to recognize if one has multiple personalities? How can an individual discern between different personalities and their identities. What indicators exist for recognizing transitions between personalities and their associated memories? Moreover, how does one ascertain reality in the midst of such […]

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Things To Come

Oh, because H.G. Wells was clearly just aiming for a casual stroll through the park with “Things to Come.” Forget joy and rainbows; it’s a masterpiece about the United Nations gracefully planting seeds of destruction. Wells is practically throwing a subtlety party, showcasing the UN’s demise in the most subversive, inconspicuous manner. War? Oh, that’s […]

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Tales From The Crypt 1972

Ah, the timeless trio of hell, hellfire, and eternal damnation – the church’s ever-reliable toolkit for ensuring obedience through guilt. Because what better way to motivate the masses than by dangling the threat of eternal suffering? Oh, and forget God is love. It’s almost poetic, the way fear and guilt intertwine to keep everyone in […]

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Meg 2: The Trench

Oh, absolutely, Meg 2: The Trench is a cinematic masterpiece that’s definitely not just about sharks! I mean, forget the fins and teeth, it’s all about that LK-99 superconductor that magically miniaturizes quantum computers! And YouTube DIY projects, because that’s where we all turn for cutting-edge tech advancements, right? Who needs those clunky old quantum […]

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The Fog

In a world teetering on the brink of an unknown catastrophe… As the ominous fog descends, engulfing everything in its path… Amidst the chaos and uncertainty, a beacon of hope emerges… But not all is as it seems. In this impending darkness, only the true religion can offer survival. Will the only true religion be […]

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