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How to Kill Federalism: A Love Letter to Centralized Government Power
Ah, the beauty of federalism. It’s that charming system where states get to flex their own muscles, while the federal government politely asks them to do things. So, when it comes to background checks on gun purchases, who needs all that pesky “consistency” anyway? After all, the Supremacy Clause of the Constitution makes it clear […]
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IBM Q Wormhole Completed
Wormhole simulation successfully completed. The calculations were performed on the IBM Q quantum computer. Here’s a video demonstrating how human teleportation is achieved through wormholes. The possibilities to go anywhere are limitless. We can go anyplace.
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Federal Gun Law Joke?
Federal gun laws are a masterclass in passing the buck. The feds tell the states, “You handle it!” and when things go wrong, guess who gets the blame? The local sheriff, who probably just wanted to solve a local murder but now has to enforce some federal background check he had no say in. Congress […]
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Radioactive Relaxation: A Low-Effort Apocalypse
Well, it’s official—the US Supreme Court just punched our ticket to the apocalypse. State legislatures? Nah, no need to pass laws about cleaning up radioactive waste. State executives? Why bother lifting a finger to deal with glowing toxic sludge. And you? Relax, you don’t have to worry about cleaning up radioactive waste either. In fact, […]
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Not So Funny, Now, Huh, When It’s Too Late
Oh, fantastic news, everyone! The US Supreme Court has apparently decided that cleaning up radioactive waste is totally optional now—kind of like deciding whether or not to floss. Sure, it’s probably good for you, but honestly, who’s really paying attention? From government officials to the guy next door, we can all just let the toxic […]
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P. Diddy Is Tony Montana
Although it’s not like a secretive state grand jury or even a state civil jury trial is guaranteed, it sure looks like Diddy might have violated the Mann Act and the RICO Act. When Diddy transported escorts across state lines, that was interstate economic activity—aka commerce—which the feds could regulate, meaning prosecutors could charge Diddy. […]
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AGI Is Already Here
Why are they holding back ChatGPT-5 when AGI is practically in the basement of hackers already? Probably because they realized that releasing earlier LLMs was like giving a toddler a flamethrower—some scorched earth, a few singed egos, and a lot of awkward apologies.
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Facts? Ridiculous.
Yeah, righto. How can there be any real facts when the world keeps flipping upside down? Once upon a time, gay marriage was deemed wrong; now it’s right? What up with that? There was also a time when bulldozing buildings for profit wasn’t just business as usual. And let’s not forget—juries decide what’s “true” and […]
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Oversight?
Oh, congressional oversight has problems? You don’t say. The biggest shocker: it’s political! I mean, take a look at these committees, like the US Committee on Financial Services or the Committee on Oversight and Reform. All political. And just for fun, throw in the US House of Representatives—because, surprise, also political! You’ve got attorney generals […]
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Another Brick In The Wall
Duhhh! The Democrats, in their never-ending quest for total control, are apparently going after O Diddy now. I mean, what better way to keep their “rank and file” in line than by prosecuting a celebrity, right? Clearly, this is the crack in the wall. And let’s not forget, Damian Williams was nominated by Joe Biden—because […]
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