Demo, the fresh-faced AI algorithm, is headed for the Joker Unda Stars podcast – where hopeful research papers go to die. Watch live as cynical hosts dissect another “breakthrough” that probably can’t survive outside its academic petri dish. Bring popcorn – there’s nothing quite like watching convergence guarantees crumble in real time.
Read MoreI love you, it’s ruining my life…stuck in an endless February.
Read MoreEver wondered what happens when you mix teenage angst with involuntary teleportation? This episode of Impulse delivers a masterclass in cosmic irony. Our protagonist Henry has mastered the art of the most inconvenient superpower imaginable – sleep-teleporting. Nothing says “awkward sleepover” quite like vanishing mid-snore and leaving behind a single boot as your calling card. […]
Read MoreI don’t. I don’t know why I called. I don’t know you at all. I don’t know you… Wringing my hands in my lap. Tell me it’s all been a trap. Don’t know if you’ll make it back. Don’t say that.
Read MoreI often thought this about this world, Many, many, many times.
Read MoreThe latest episode of the Impulse television series, titled “Fight or Flight”, takes us on a macabre journey through the bizarre world of teleporters. With a generous sprinkling of the absurd and a heaping dose of existential dread, this episode will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality. Or, at the very least, giggling […]
Read MoreAh, teleportation. The dream of nerds, escapists, and people too lazy to deal with TSA. Back when we were kids, it could’ve been the ultimate cheat code to escape bullies—or, better yet, teleport them directly into a septic tank. But alas, we had to settle for running away in slow motion, only to trip over […]
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