The UN has collapsed. Shocking, right? I mean, who could have predicted that a room full of diplomats bickering over table arrangements wouldn’t exactly bring world peace? Somewhere along the line, they decided they’d step in as the world’s moral referee—aiming to replace, oh, just Jesus Christ himself. And we all know how that goes: the Bible doesn’t exactly play around with prophecy.

But let’s be real: did anyone actually think the top dogs of the global playground were going to hand over the steering wheel to a bunch of folks whose main achievement is drafting politely worded complaints? The UN’s gone the way of Blockbuster—it’s over, done, another relic in the museum of failed ideas. Good luck bringing it back… you’ll have a better shot at resurrecting dial-up internet.