Purple Rain is such a powerful song. I wonder if they played it at Prince’s funeral. Purple Rain was so Prince. People will remember Prince forever with that one.
Read MoreAh, the church and its adoration-worthy tax-exempt status over billions in property – because nothing says divine like amassing vast riches, right? It’s truly heartwarming to witness corporations churning out graven images, a direct violation of those pesky Ten Commandments. I mean, who needs to follow the whole “Thou shalt not make unto thee any […]
Read MoreAh, the timeless trio of hell, hellfire, and eternal damnation – the church’s ever-reliable toolkit for ensuring obedience through guilt. Because what better way to motivate the masses than by dangling the threat of eternal suffering? Oh, and forget God is love. It’s almost poetic, the way fear and guilt intertwine to keep everyone in […]
Read MoreOh, isn’t it just the epitome of a heartwarming family reunion? I mean, who wouldn’t want to combine the joy of pills, the charm of patriarchy, and the cozy ambiance of asylums? It’s like a Hallmark movie script, starring Lucy and Barbara – the dynamic duo who, in their infinite wisdom, decide to handle family […]
Read MoreOh, what a captivating transformation we have here! One moment, you’re the epitome of a sizzling hot blonde, and the next, you’ve seamlessly morphed into a riveting bookworm, complete with bug bites for that extra touch of glamour. Who needs bug spray when you can showcase your multiple personalities, right? Beauty truly is in the […]
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