Ah, the timeless trio of hell, hellfire, and eternal damnation – the church’s ever-reliable toolkit for ensuring obedience through guilt. Because what better way to motivate the masses than by dangling the threat of eternal suffering? Oh, and forget God is love. It’s almost poetic, the way fear and guilt intertwine to keep everyone in line. Oh, and forget nobody has no sin. After all, who needs free will when you have the promise of perpetual torment to guide your every move? Classic control tactics at their finest!