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Chihiro
I don’t. I don’t know why I called. I don’t know you at all. I don’t know you… Wringing my hands in my lap. Tell me it’s all been a trap. Don’t know if you’ll make it back. Don’t say that.
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We Don’t Need No Education
I often thought this about this world, Many, many, many times.
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Flight Or Fight
The latest episode of the Impulse television series, titled “Fight or Flight”, takes us on a macabre journey through the bizarre world of teleporters. With a generous sprinkling of the absurd and a heaping dose of existential dread, this episode will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality. Or, at the very least, giggling […]
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Mind On Fire
Ah, teleportation. The dream of nerds, escapists, and people too lazy to deal with TSA. Back when we were kids, it could’ve been the ultimate cheat code to escape bullies—or, better yet, teleport them directly into a septic tank. But alas, we had to settle for running away in slow motion, only to trip over […]
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Vanishing Acts: The Daily Struggle of the Perpetually Relocating Homeless
Life is hard when you’re perpetually auditioning for the next episode of The Walking Dead. For the vulnerable populations on the streets of California, moving everything they own every day isn’t just a task—it’s a full-blown Olympic event no one signed up for. The city calls it “public safety.” The homeless call it “Tuesday.”
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The Capitalist Problem: Killing The Poor
Ah, the big capitalists—those benevolent overlords of our economy, sharpening their knives while insisting it’s all for our benefit. They’ve perfected the art of murder by proxy: skipping the messy work of directly killing the poor and instead outsourcing their demise to the H-1B visa program. Why hire hungry Americans when they can import cheaper, […]
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Self Control
It’s fascinating how a song can hold different meanings for different people. Everyone interprets a song through their own lens. For me, Self Control by Laura Branigan carries a unique significance. To me, it’s about living for someone else—following their will instead of your own. It speaks of being a “slave” in a hostile world. […]
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He’s Coming For You, CNN.
You just couldn’t keep your head down, could you, CNN? When Trump ascends to his throne of “tremendous power” (his words, of course, delivered with the subtlety of a sledgehammer), and things don’t go his way because of you, oh, you’d better believe you’re going to get it.
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I’ve Achieved The Greatest Peace In The History Of Peace. Tremendous Peace. Unbelievable Peace!
In a world spiraling into chaos, Donald Trump stands at a golden podium—gleaming and gaudy, much like his promises. With his signature pout and the confidence of a man who thinks ketchup is a vegetable, he declares, “I’ve achieved the greatest peace in the history of peace. Tremendous peace. Unbelievable peace.” Behind him, the skies […]
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No Unions Or Human Rights Allowed!
Here’s a quick illustration of Cedar Point Nursery v. Hassid. Imagine you’re a nursery owner, minding your own business, watering your prized saplings. Enter stage left: the government, clipboard in hand, announcing, “Congratulations! You’ve just been awarded the privilege of sharing your property with whoever we say, whenever we say. But don’t worry—it’s not all […]
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