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Purple Rain
Purple Rain is such a powerful song. I wonder if they played it at Prince’s funeral. Purple Rain was so Prince. People will remember Prince forever with that one.
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Return of Count Yorga
Ah, the church and its adoration-worthy tax-exempt status over billions in property – because nothing says divine like amassing vast riches, right? It’s truly heartwarming to witness corporations churning out graven images, a direct violation of those pesky Ten Commandments. I mean, who needs to follow the whole “Thou shalt not make unto thee any […]
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Tales From The Crypt 1972
Ah, the timeless trio of hell, hellfire, and eternal damnation – the church’s ever-reliable toolkit for ensuring obedience through guilt. Because what better way to motivate the masses than by dangling the threat of eternal suffering? Oh, and forget God is love. It’s almost poetic, the way fear and guilt intertwine to keep everyone in […]
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Lucy Comes To Stay
Oh, isn’t it just the epitome of a heartwarming family reunion? I mean, who wouldn’t want to combine the joy of pills, the charm of patriarchy, and the cozy ambiance of asylums? It’s like a Hallmark movie script, starring Lucy and Barbara – the dynamic duo who, in their infinite wisdom, decide to handle family […]
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Millicent And Therese
Oh, what a captivating transformation we have here! One moment, you’re the epitome of a sizzling hot blonde, and the next, you’ve seamlessly morphed into a riveting bookworm, complete with bug bites for that extra touch of glamour. Who needs bug spray when you can showcase your multiple personalities, right? Beauty truly is in the […]
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Meg 2: The Trench
Oh, absolutely, Meg 2: The Trench is a cinematic masterpiece that’s definitely not just about sharks! I mean, forget the fins and teeth, it’s all about that LK-99 superconductor that magically miniaturizes quantum computers! And YouTube DIY projects, because that’s where we all turn for cutting-edge tech advancements, right? Who needs those clunky old quantum […]
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The Fog
In a world teetering on the brink of an unknown catastrophe… As the ominous fog descends, engulfing everything in its path… Amidst the chaos and uncertainty, a beacon of hope emerges… But not all is as it seems. In this impending darkness, only the true religion can offer survival. Will the only true religion be […]
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Vitamors
“Vitamors,” the opening episode of Impulse Revisionism, delves into a labyrinth of interconnected issues gripping the lives of its characters. Henry grapples with her unique teleportation ability in isolation, juxtaposed against a world teeming with unnerving revelations. From a car dealership concealing a dark trafficking operation to the illicit use of mail forwarding for licenses, […]
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Vitamors
Impulse Revised’ episode “Vitamors” ventures into multiple compelling narratives, offering a tapestry of intriguing storylines. At its core, the episode unravels the complexities surrounding Henry, whose childhood trauma intertwines with her ability to teleport. Additionally, it sheds light on the unexpected involvement of Mennonites in the drug trade, while concurrently showcasing the strain on law […]
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Treading Water
Navigating the currents of Impulse Revisionism, we embark on several captivating narratives in the “Treading Water” episode. Students, oddly unaware of bombings or shootings, tread an unusual path. Henry grapples with the perplexities of teleportation, finding talk insufficient. Always three steps ahead of government authorities, Henry unravels mysteries. Witnessing the warp of space and time […]
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