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The UN: Gone Forever
The UN has collapsed. Shocking, right? I mean, who could have predicted that a room full of diplomats bickering over table arrangements wouldn’t exactly bring world peace? Somewhere along the line, they decided they’d step in as the world’s moral referee—aiming to replace, oh, just Jesus Christ himself. And we all know how that goes: […]
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Civil War Imminent
Slavery’s back, and where else but California—the land of sunshine, tech startups, and, apparently, revisiting history’s worst ideas. It’s as if someone thought, “You know what would really spice up the state known for overpriced coffee and avocado toast? A healthy dose of involuntary servitude.” And just like that, the ghosts of past wars are […]
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The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Chapter 5 & 6
In chapters 5 and 6 of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, the story swerves into the delightfully macabre as the mysteries thicken, motives rot, and characters deepen in ways that only Stieg Larsson could cook up.
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I Sit Out Veterans Day AKA Remembrance Day. You Mad.
Here’s why I sit out Veterans Day: the Bible couldn’t be clearer—Thou Shall Not Kill. No footnotes, no “except if…” clauses. But our “leaders”? They’ve got a different take on things: they’ll send young people off to do the murdering for a slice of someone else’s land, oil, or power. Fight your own stupid wars, […]
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Star Trek, Star Wars, Space 1999, Nah, That BS Isn’t Going To Ever Happen
Here’s a dose of reality, folks: those post-supper sci-fi spectacles like Star Wars and Star Trek? Pure fantasy. Spoiler alert: we’re not getting starships, lightsabers, or a galaxy full of charismatic aliens. If you’re looking for a real prophecy, dust off that Bible—because, like it or not, humanity’s been handed the keys to exactly one […]
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Not Enough Resources
If Trump had the magic formula to fix America, he would’ve done it already—maybe in his first term or, heck, during Biden’s, just for kicks. But guess what? Turns out he was short on resources. And now we’re burning through even more to keep a “standing army” busy chasing its own tail. In the end, […]
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Express Delivery: Drone Strikes Made Easy
With great power comes… well, let’s just say questionable decisions. Thanks to free AI agents online, launching a drone attack is now as easy as ordering takeout. Yep, you can thank all the free ChatGPTs and AI tools floating around—now anyone with an internet connection can kick off a remote attack, from anywhere, at any […]
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Rebel Yell
My sister lived a very confined life, bound by structure and discipline. But when Billy Idol released Rebel Yell, she was captivated. She couldn’t get enough—listening to his music nonstop, admiring his studded gloved hand and torn clothes. She found her own rebellion alongside him, blasting his songs at full volume. Rest in peace, sis.
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