Oh, sure, you only tried to take the guy out over and over. You barely flooded him with lawsuits right before an election. Just a few stories here and there to smear his name. You hardly attempted to humiliate him publicly, and, of course, jail? That was definitely just a casual thought. But the best […]
Read MoreSo, what is our universe expanding into? Another universe? A giant cosmic void? The mind reels. Maybe it’s something like that closet in your house that eats socks. Or maybe it’s nothing, which sounds mysterious but is really just the universe’s way of saying, “I don’t owe you an explanation.”
Read MoreAlright, so what do we get when we “read between the lines” of the latest U.S. election? Well, for one, it’s like signing up for a contest where the prize might be a fantastic new target on your back. And yes, if you’re lucky, you too could find yourself swept into the whirlwind of political […]
Read MoreThe scariest moment of my childhood lingers, sharp and vivid, like it happened only yesterday. It started with a bored kid, left alone with nothing but a restless urge to explore. I crept down into the basement, the air thick and stale, shadows draping across every forgotten box and corner. Just as I reached the […]
Read MoreSo, let’s say someone comes up with the idea that schools are secretly shipping kids off to get gender reassignment surgeries, and of course, there’s zero evidence for it. But hey, lack of evidence doesn’t mean it’s not happening, right? I mean, just because we don’t find fingerprints at a crime scene doesn’t mean the […]
Read MoreFor 800 years, property law had trudged along, a relic of feudalism that even Henry VIII couldn’t kill off completely. But then along came Willard v. First Church of Christ, and—poof—centuries of common law got tossed out like last week’s leftovers. California, ever the trendsetter, decided that a random third party could now waltz in […]
Read MoreSure, anything’s possible if you remember that a scientist like Lord Kelvin once declared airplanes impossible. So, yeah, given that track record, why not throw in teleportation and the utterly unimaginable while we’re at it? What exactly are we dealing with in this life?
Read MoreThe James Webb Space Telescope has revealed structures older than the universe itself. One of these structures, known as Mehsuleh, is estimated to be 14.45 billion years old. Mehsuleh refers to an ancient Jewish king who repented later in life. These findings suggest that entities such as stars, other universes, and forms of energy that […]
Read MoreOh, absolutely! Who wouldn’t jump at the chance to join an institution with a stellar track record like that? I mean, what’s more appealing than aligning yourself with an organization that once gave a friendly wave to a guy whose hobbies included world domination and genocide? Truly heartwarming. Nothing screams “moral compass” like that kind […]
Read MoreThe idea of a human-animal hybrid is the stuff of nightmares—half-man, half-beast, all horror. But guess what? That’s exactly what’s going on right now, minus the Dr. Moreau island vibes (for now). Take, for example, the human-pig heart experiments. No, you’re not watching some mad scientist knock up a sow with human sperm, but inject […]
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