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John Adams and the Alien Acts: Heroically Saving America from the Horrors of Opinions and Immigrants

Oh, absolutely, John Adams was the picture of restraint when it came to using the Alien Acts to silence critics. He only signed into law an entire suite of measures conveniently tailored to target his political opponents, but surely, it wasn’t personal, right? The Alien Friends Act, for example, which let the President deport any […]

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The Gifted

Got hit with this wild urge to rewatch The Gifted. You know, that FOX show about mutants, because nothing says entertainment like superpowers and government conspiracies. The premise? A shady government agency, Sentinel Services AKA ICE, is out here trying to lock up mutants—only catch is, these mutants have superpowers. Like, good luck, Agent Jace. […]

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NATO Has Fallen

NATO’s gone belly-up. Shocker, right? What did you think was going to happen when two superpowers start a pissing contest with nukes and rhetoric? There’s no room for a middleman when the giants are slugging it out in a cage match for the last word in survival. NATO didn’t stand a chance—just like Canada, the […]

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King Of The Hill

In a high-stakes game of “King of the Hill,” five powerful nations—the United States, Russia, China, the United Kingdom, and North Korea—competed fiercely for dominance.

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Canada Headed To Become 51 US State

It is possible that Canada could become the 51st U.S. state under certain circumstances. If global tensions continue to escalate and the world consolidates into two dominant superpowers, Canada might find it increasingly difficult to maintain its independence. In a scenario with heightened conflict and diminishing middle-ground alliances, smaller nations could face mounting pressure to […]

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The Matrix Meets The Vanlord

Boy, The Matrix really botched it, huh? Globalization wasn’t the savior of the neoliberal dream—it was the wrecking ball. The economy nosedived, the market shrugged, and deregulation turned out to be about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. We got the 2008 housing crisis, the environment threw in the towel, a pandemic […]

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Eerie, Ominous Things To Come: Hotel California

Take a moment to look at that image. Doesn’t it feel surreal? Ominous, even? Like a scene straight out of a dystopian film—a burning Cybertruck in front of a Trump Tower building. The more you think about it, the eerier it becomes.

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New And Improved

Newly Improved cereal with Artificial Intelligence.

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