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Pangs Of Distress When Nobody Will Be Going To Mars
When they come to the realization that they won’t be going to Mars, unease will settle in. They’ll feel a pang of disappointment, followed by the creeping onset of anxiety.
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There Is Someone Else In The Hotel With Us
The Shining is a horror movie centered on possession, but one of the most chilling moments comes when Shelley Duvall’s character tells her husband, “There is someone else in the hotel with us.” Those words resonate deeply, especially if you’ve ever had the unsettling experience of sensing someone unseen in a room with you. It’s […]
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Keep My Lovelight Burning
I’ve always felt a deep connection to Karen Carpenter. Perhaps it’s because she understood the struggle of anorexia—a battle I also face. Listening to her song “Keep My Limelight Burning” feels like stepping into a parallel universe, offering a glimpse of an alternate reality where things turned out differently.
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Karen Carpenter’s Lost Masterpiece: A Solo Album Ahead of Its Time
Karen Carpenter’s unreleased solo album showcased her unmistakable voice, which sounded as remarkable as ever—if not even better—on this project. From all indications, the album had the potential to be a significant success if it had been released at the time. One can only imagine the heights it might have reached.
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Real Out Of Imagination
The mind is a terrifyingly powerful machine. It can summon entire people in dreams—fully fleshed-out characters with personalities, faces, and voices—and it can even drag the dead from their graves, making them walk, talk, and act as if they never left. But here’s the unsettling part: how much of what we see in waking life […]
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Let’s Be Real. Nobody Is Going To Mars
First of all, is Elon Musk the Devil? Let’s review the evidence: the man names his rocket “Dragon,” which, let’s be honest, sounds like something a 13-year-old heavy metal fan would choose. Then, I saw on Joe Rogan’s show—so, you know, rock-solid source material—that Elon is some kind of Diablo world champion. Yes, Diablo, which […]
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Quietly Into The Night
These people aren’t exactly planning to tiptoe gently into the abyss. Would you? Hell no. They’ll scream, they’ll riot, they’ll set the world on fire with pitchforks in hand and gasoline in their veins. Chaos will reign. Oh, and when this president finally packs up and leaves? They’ll be lying in wait, ready to pounce […]
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Run Mr. President, The Mob Is Coming
Dear Mr. President’s Daily Brief: Your plan to solve immigration hit a slight snag. Turns out 11 million people don’t fit in your private jet. Who knew? Your “Exit Strategy Consultants” have calculated that at current deportation speeds, we’ll be finished right around the heat death of the universe.
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