Month: September 2024
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Trump’s List
Trump said he’ll release the Jeffrey Epstein client list.
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Bulletproof Shields Mean We Will Install A Politician By Force
Oh, how lovely! The “people” are just going to install whoever they want, even if they have to call in the army. Because nothing says democracy like a good ol’ military escort! Like it or not, it’s happening. And those politicians with their bulletproof shields? Bulletproof vests? Totally not a red flag—just a casual accessory […]
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Ravenous
Oh, “Ravenous” is a movie about cannibalism? You know, eating people. Because, isn’t communion basically the same thing? And hey, maybe those missing people in the news were just someone’s dinner. The movie is hilarious, but it’s a real knee-slapper when it starts reflecting real life, right?
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People Are Eating Cats Because They Are Starving
Oh, people eating cars? What a shocker! I mean, with food prices skyrocketing, homelessness on the rise, Covid, and no income to speak of, who wouldn’t turn to their furry friends for a meal? It’s truly astonishing they’ve managed to keep this under wraps for so long. And let’s be real, this is just the […]
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Politicians Are Too Much
Oh, totally! I mean, who wouldn’t want to dedicate their life to sitting by the radio 24/7, just waiting for the perfect moment to leap into action and defend their beloved politician from any negative comment? Truly the pinnacle of human ambition, right? Thank goodness the Miami Herald Publishing case swooped in like a hero […]
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Courting Anarchy
It’s absolutely hilarious how opinions on religious freedom do a total 180 over time. Once upon a time, a Supreme Court Justice was warning about “courting anarchy” with Sherbert v. Verner for allowing a day of rest on Saturday—what a scandal! Fast forward to the Smith decision aka precedent, where the Court basically said, “Yeah, […]
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The U.S. and Its Charming Quirks: A Sarcastic Take on Racism?3
Oh, absolutely, the U.S. has been a beacon of equality from day one. Slavery? Just a minor hiccup. Segregation? Totally a thing of the past, right? And those federal funds and court orders still fighting segregation? Just for show, obviously. The Constitution? A flawless document that just happens to allow private discrimination. And racist language […]
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You Mad You Couldn’t Kill Me?
Political violence really doesn’t discriminate. Just ask Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Reagan, Castro, or Trump—nothing in this world can happen without God’s knowing.
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Leading Music Concerts To Lose Your Life At
Here’s your guide to the top music concerts where you might just dance your way to the afterlife. First up, the Astroworld Festival — where the crowd crush is the main act, not the artist. Metallica concerts? Well, the mosh pits double as impromptu survival games. And don’t let Taylor Swift’s sparkly quirky outfits fool […]
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