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So, what is our universe expanding into? Another universe? A giant cosmic void? The mind reels. Maybe it’s something like that closet in your house that eats socks. Or maybe it’s nothing, which sounds mysterious but is really just the universe’s way of saying, “I don’t owe you an explanation.”

Alright, so what do we get when we “read between the lines” of the latest U.S. election? Well, for one, it’s like signing up for a contest where the prize might be a fantastic new target on your back. And yes, if you’re lucky, you too could find yourself swept into the whirlwind of political […]

The scariest moment of my childhood lingers, sharp and vivid, like it happened only yesterday. It started with a bored kid, left alone with nothing but a restless urge to explore. I crept down into the basement, the air thick and stale, shadows draping across every forgotten box and corner. Just as I reached the […]

So, let’s say someone comes up with the idea that schools are secretly shipping kids off to get gender reassignment surgeries, and of course, there’s zero evidence for it. But hey, lack of evidence doesn’t mean it’s not happening, right? I mean, just because we don’t find fingerprints at a crime scene doesn’t mean the […]

Alright, let’s summon the one and only “7 Zark 7” from the legendary (but questionably sane) universe of Battle of the Planets. Imagine an AGI chatbot that’s so helpful it’ll automate every boring task for you while you kick back, pile on the snacks, and watch the pounds and existential dread slowly pile up.