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I Sit Out Veterans Day AKA Remembrance Day. You Mad.
Here’s why I sit out Veterans Day: the Bible couldn’t be clearer—Thou Shall Not Kill. No footnotes, no “except if…” clauses. But our “leaders”? They’ve got a different take on things: they’ll send young people off to do the murdering for a slice of someone else’s land, oil, or power. Fight your own stupid wars, […]
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Star Trek, Star Wars, Space 1999, Nah, That BS Isn’t Going To Ever Happen
Here’s a dose of reality, folks: those post-supper sci-fi spectacles like Star Wars and Star Trek? Pure fantasy. Spoiler alert: we’re not getting starships, lightsabers, or a galaxy full of charismatic aliens. If you’re looking for a real prophecy, dust off that Bible—because, like it or not, humanity’s been handed the keys to exactly one […]
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Not Enough Resources
If Trump had the magic formula to fix America, he would’ve done it already—maybe in his first term or, heck, during Biden’s, just for kicks. But guess what? Turns out he was short on resources. And now we’re burning through even more to keep a “standing army” busy chasing its own tail. In the end, […]
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Express Delivery: Drone Strikes Made Easy
With great power comes… well, let’s just say questionable decisions. Thanks to free AI agents online, launching a drone attack is now as easy as ordering takeout. Yep, you can thank all the free ChatGPTs and AI tools floating around—now anyone with an internet connection can kick off a remote attack, from anywhere, at any […]
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Rebel Yell
My sister lived a very confined life, bound by structure and discipline. But when Billy Idol released Rebel Yell, she was captivated. She couldn’t get enough—listening to his music nonstop, admiring his studded gloved hand and torn clothes. She found her own rebellion alongside him, blasting his songs at full volume. Rest in peace, sis.
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Nasdaq Fortune App
Want an app to keep an eye on your stock winnings and cringe-worthy losses? Curious if you struck gold or took a dive after the 2024 U.S. election? While some rode the wave to billions, others lost enough to reconsider their life choices. Enter this app: just punch in the stock symbol, and voila! Watch […]
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Government Bulldozes A Woman’s Little Pink House
Once upon a time, there was a little pink house. It wasn’t much, but it was home for Susette Kelo—until the government decided that a cozy, working-class neighborhood wasn’t quite…profitable enough. Enter Pfizer, the pharmaceutical behemoth with grand plans to swoop in, take her land, and bulldoze her house. Why? To build something more, well, […]
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They Threw Everything At Him Including The Kitchen Sink
Oh, I’ve never seen anything like it. They threw everything at Trump – I mean, if they could have lobbed the whole plumbing section, they would have. Every single day, I’d glance at the news, and there was CNN, faithfully publishing one anti-Trump story after another, as if they had an endless supply. Just when […]
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