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People Are Eating Cats Because They Are Starving
Oh, people eating cars? What a shocker! I mean, with food prices skyrocketing, homelessness on the rise, Covid, and no income to speak of, who wouldn’t turn to their furry friends for a meal? It’s truly astonishing they’ve managed to keep this under wraps for so long. And let’s be real, this is just the […]
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Politicians Are Too Much
Oh, totally! I mean, who wouldn’t want to dedicate their life to sitting by the radio 24/7, just waiting for the perfect moment to leap into action and defend their beloved politician from any negative comment? Truly the pinnacle of human ambition, right? Thank goodness the Miami Herald Publishing case swooped in like a hero […]
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Courting Anarchy
It’s absolutely hilarious how opinions on religious freedom do a total 180 over time. Once upon a time, a Supreme Court Justice was warning about “courting anarchy” with Sherbert v. Verner for allowing a day of rest on Saturday—what a scandal! Fast forward to the Smith decision aka precedent, where the Court basically said, “Yeah, […]
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The U.S. and Its Charming Quirks: A Sarcastic Take on Racism?3
Oh, absolutely, the U.S. has been a beacon of equality from day one. Slavery? Just a minor hiccup. Segregation? Totally a thing of the past, right? And those federal funds and court orders still fighting segregation? Just for show, obviously. The Constitution? A flawless document that just happens to allow private discrimination. And racist language […]
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You Mad You Couldn’t Kill Me?
Political violence really doesn’t discriminate. Just ask Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Reagan, Castro, or Trump—nothing in this world can happen without God’s knowing.
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Leading Music Concerts To Lose Your Life At
Here’s your guide to the top music concerts where you might just dance your way to the afterlife. First up, the Astroworld Festival — where the crowd crush is the main act, not the artist. Metallica concerts? Well, the mosh pits double as impromptu survival games. And don’t let Taylor Swift’s sparkly quirky outfits fool […]
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This Shit Never Ends
Oh, because of course, this is exactly what every election needs: a little courtroom drama right before the big day. I mean, who doesn’t love a trial conveniently timed to drop some juicy “evidence” against the opponent? And let’s not forget the endless parade of public shaming or the delightful release of scandalous documents. Really […]
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Why Do We Have To Follow The Courts?
Many people ask why we follow Supreme Court rulings, especially since they argue that they never voted for this form of government. They point out that the U.S. Constitution does not explicitly state that the Supreme Court has the authority to interpret it. Historical examples include President Lincoln not adhering to the Supreme Court’s decision […]
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3 Dressed Up As A 9
Socially, You know you fit in just right. But as for me, I’m gonna have to pass tonight. Well you can say what you like. Be what you wanna be. You can suit yourself, baby. But you don’t suit me
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Nah, The Star Of Bethlehem Sent By Satan?
Nah, the Star of Bethlehem sent by Satan? Herod, a ruler and pawn of the devil, was searching for the prophesied Messiah to kill him. So, the devil placed a star in the sky to guide astrologers to Jesus’s birthplace. However, God warned the astrologers not to report back to Herod. Later, Herod ordered the […]
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