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Leading Music Concerts To Lose Your Life At
Here’s your guide to the top music concerts where you might just dance your way to the afterlife. First up, the Astroworld Festival — where the crowd crush is the main act, not the artist. Metallica concerts? Well, the mosh pits double as impromptu survival games. And don’t let Taylor Swift’s sparkly quirky outfits fool […]
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This Shit Never Ends
Oh, because of course, this is exactly what every election needs: a little courtroom drama right before the big day. I mean, who doesn’t love a trial conveniently timed to drop some juicy “evidence” against the opponent? And let’s not forget the endless parade of public shaming or the delightful release of scandalous documents. Really […]
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Why Do We Have To Follow The Courts?
Many people ask why we follow Supreme Court rulings, especially since they argue that they never voted for this form of government. They point out that the U.S. Constitution does not explicitly state that the Supreme Court has the authority to interpret it. Historical examples include President Lincoln not adhering to the Supreme Court’s decision […]
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3 Dressed Up As A 9
Socially, You know you fit in just right. But as for me, I’m gonna have to pass tonight. Well you can say what you like. Be what you wanna be. You can suit yourself, baby. But you don’t suit me
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Nah, The Star Of Bethlehem Sent By Satan?
Nah, the Star of Bethlehem sent by Satan? Herod, a ruler and pawn of the devil, was searching for the prophesied Messiah to kill him. So, the devil placed a star in the sky to guide astrologers to Jesus’s birthplace. However, God warned the astrologers not to report back to Herod. Later, Herod ordered the […]
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Supreme Court, Duh
Oh, the US Supreme Court? Yeah, totally in touch with reality. I mean, who needs elections when you can be handpicked for life? And let’s not forget the diversity—Catholics galore! And, of course, if you didn’t go to Harvard or Yale, you can just forget about it. But don’t worry, they’ve got that East Coast […]
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New Beginnings
In the latest episode of “Impulse Revised” titled “New Beginnings,” the tension between Henry and Clay reaches a boiling point. After Henry saves Clay by teleporting him to safety, Clay’s reaction is far from grateful. He lashes out, calling Henry a monster and threatening to expose her. Henry, unfazed, retorts that no one will believe […]
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They Know Not What They Want To Do
In the heart of the wilderness, Evil Corp fieldworkers find themselves reminiscing about the comforts of cubicle life and the allure of an office with a view. Their current reality, however, is far from idyllic. Tasked with retrieving a teleporter who is bleeding to death from a stab wound, they face a surreal and grim […]
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$500 DJI Drones Destroy Million Dollar Tanks, So What’s Next?
It doesn’t take a genius to see the battleground is coming here. I mean the streets of the US, Canada, or the UK. Imagine cops trying to protect citizens from an enemy in the sky. And one they can’t see.
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AI Chatbots Can Identity People Online And Offline
Here’s something we’ve known and have been using to identify people both online and offline: an AI chatbot. In fact, Claude AI hinted at this capability in their latest press release.
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