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P. Diddy Is Tony Montana
Although it’s not like a secretive state grand jury or even a state civil jury trial is guaranteed, it sure looks like Diddy might have violated the Mann Act and the RICO Act. When Diddy transported escorts across state lines, that was interstate economic activity—aka commerce—which the feds could regulate, meaning prosecutors could charge Diddy. […]
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AGI Is Already Here
Why are they holding back ChatGPT-5 when AGI is practically in the basement of hackers already? Probably because they realized that releasing earlier LLMs was like giving a toddler a flamethrower—some scorched earth, a few singed egos, and a lot of awkward apologies.
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Facts? Ridiculous.
Yeah, righto. How can there be any real facts when the world keeps flipping upside down? Once upon a time, gay marriage was deemed wrong; now it’s right? What up with that? There was also a time when bulldozing buildings for profit wasn’t just business as usual. And let’s not forget—juries decide what’s “true” and […]
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Oversight?
Oh, congressional oversight has problems? You don’t say. The biggest shocker: it’s political! I mean, take a look at these committees, like the US Committee on Financial Services or the Committee on Oversight and Reform. All political. And just for fun, throw in the US House of Representatives—because, surprise, also political! You’ve got attorney generals […]
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Another Brick In The Wall
Duhhh! The Democrats, in their never-ending quest for total control, are apparently going after O Diddy now. I mean, what better way to keep their “rank and file” in line than by prosecuting a celebrity, right? Clearly, this is the crack in the wall. And let’s not forget, Damian Williams was nominated by Joe Biden—because […]
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The Supreme Court’s Dance with Diversity: Agreeing with Marshall, Dodging Marxism
The Supreme Court nodded along with Justice Marshall on the whole racial inequality thing in a famous affirmative action case. But they weren’t about to start waving the Marxist flag and shouting about majority oppression. Nope, they decided to sidestep the societal minefield and instead, they played the “diversity is good for education” card. So, […]
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Capitalists VS Marxists
In the end, it’s going to be a showdown between the capitalists and the Marxists. The capitalists, ever the smooth talkers, will offer anything to keep the market economy chugging along and the exploitation machine well-oiled. Meanwhile, the Marxists will be clamoring for wealth redistribution, but hey, they might just settle for some welfare crumbs […]
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IRobot
Oh, absolutely! “iRobot” is such a visionary film for 2030. I mean, who wouldn’t want robots to replace H-1B Visa workers? It’s not like we have 8 billion people on this planet who might need jobs or anything. And of course, brilliant leaders are totally on top of this. They definitely have everything under control.
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Homeland Security And FBI Arrest Puff Daddy: Numerous Artists, Celebrities Implicated
In a plot twist no one saw coming (except maybe his PR team), the FBI has swooped in and cuffed Puff Daddy on charges of sexual offenses. But wait, there’s more—apparently, the FBI has video of his alleged crimes, and those tapes are now doing more rounds on the internet than his last album. Sprinkle […]
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A Strange Gun
Here’s a strange weapon: not only can it fire bullets, but it can disrupt communications and hit multiple targets at once. It can be used with or without visible gunfire—you can’t even see it in action. Similar to a taser but without wires or electric shock, this unusual gun can incapacitate multiple enemies simultaneously. Interestingly, […]
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