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Schoolhouse of Secrets: The Case of the Vanishing Evidence and the Concerned Citizen Brigade
So, let’s say someone comes up with the idea that schools are secretly shipping kids off to get gender reassignment surgeries, and of course, there’s zero evidence for it. But hey, lack of evidence doesn’t mean it’s not happening, right? I mean, just because we don’t find fingerprints at a crime scene doesn’t mean the […]
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Create Your Own “7 Zark 7” From Battle Of The Planets
Alright, let’s summon the one and only “7 Zark 7” from the legendary (but questionably sane) universe of Battle of the Planets. Imagine an AGI chatbot that’s so helpful it’ll automate every boring task for you while you kick back, pile on the snacks, and watch the pounds and existential dread slowly pile up.
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Computer Killers
Ah, Computer Killers—a film that really goes deep, or at least tries to. Imagine a world where drugs are the remote control, and you’re the TV, flipping channels you didn’t even ask for. But it doesn’t stop there. No, now enter computers, those big, clunky machines with more authority over people than any government could […]
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Mob Boss Orders AGI Agents To Create IMDB Knock-Off In The Background
So, I assembled a crack team of AGI agents—basically, a bunch of AI minions with questionable ethics—and had them build me an IMDB clone in the background. First, I sweet-talked Claude AI into giving me an API key, set up Docker, and voilà! Now I could bark commands at the agents while they rummaged through […]
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Law Since Feudalism And Henry The 8Th Gone With The Wind
For 800 years, property law had trudged along, a relic of feudalism that even Henry VIII couldn’t kill off completely. But then along came Willard v. First Church of Christ, and—poof—centuries of common law got tossed out like last week’s leftovers. California, ever the trendsetter, decided that a random third party could now waltz in […]
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Scientist Lord Kelvin Said Airplanes Were Impossible
Sure, anything’s possible if you remember that a scientist like Lord Kelvin once declared airplanes impossible. So, yeah, given that track record, why not throw in teleportation and the utterly unimaginable while we’re at it? What exactly are we dealing with in this life?
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Structures Older Than The Big Bang
The James Webb Space Telescope has revealed structures older than the universe itself. One of these structures, known as Mehsuleh, is estimated to be 14.45 billion years old. Mehsuleh refers to an ancient Jewish king who repented later in life. These findings suggest that entities such as stars, other universes, and forms of energy that […]
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MTV Jackass
I can still remember that site. A live streaming platform offering cash and prizes for ridiculous challenges—basically a discount version of MTV’s “Jackass.” Of course, they totally “didn’t” steal the idea, right? But where Jackass was dumb fun, this site took it to a whole new level. They weren’t just a knockoff—they were a full-blown […]
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I’ll Take My Chances In Hell
Oh, absolutely! Who wouldn’t jump at the chance to join an institution with a stellar track record like that? I mean, what’s more appealing than aligning yourself with an organization that once gave a friendly wave to a guy whose hobbies included world domination and genocide? Truly heartwarming. Nothing screams “moral compass” like that kind […]
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Private Secret Research And Human Animal Chimeras
The idea of a human-animal hybrid is the stuff of nightmares—half-man, half-beast, all horror. But guess what? That’s exactly what’s going on right now, minus the Dr. Moreau island vibes (for now). Take, for example, the human-pig heart experiments. No, you’re not watching some mad scientist knock up a sow with human sperm, but inject […]
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