Well, it’s official—the US Supreme Court just punched our ticket to the apocalypse. State legislatures? Nah, no need to pass laws about cleaning up radioactive waste. State executives? Why bother lifting a finger to deal with glowing toxic sludge. And you? Relax, you don’t have to worry about cleaning up radioactive waste either. In fact, don’t worry about anything! The planet’s got an expiration date now, and we’re all just coasting toward it. So grab some popcorn, sit back, and watch the slow-motion train wreck we call the future. Who knew the end of the world would be this low-effort?