Oh, I’ve never seen anything like it. They threw everything at Trump – I mean, if they could have lobbed the whole plumbing section, they would have. Every single day, I’d glance at the news, and there was CNN, faithfully publishing one anti-Trump story after another, as if they had an endless supply. Just when you thought they’d run out of complaints, nope! Here comes another! It got to the point where I wondered if there was some sort of contest for who could hate him more.

And let’s not even get started on who was coming for him – women, gay people, Democrats, you name it, they were all relentless. And somehow, against all odds, he just kept going. He even took a bullet and still stood there victorious, a testament to… well, something.

Now, will he be any worse if he comes back? Honestly, who’s keeping track anymore? But here’s the kicker: if he is as awful as they keep saying, they’ve basically paved the road for him. So, if he really is that bad, whose fault will that be? And who will ever be able to stop him even if good or bad?