This Eddie Barzoon meme hits way too close to home. Lawyers? They’re practically Olympic-level at squeezing every last cent out of clients. Then they go on to launder that cash like it’s a load of laundry day whites. And, oh, losing a law license? Happens as often as losing car keys. The bar’s handing out disciplinary actions like they’re candy. And don’t even get me started on law students—they treat exams like open-book group projects. The circle of legal life!