So, let’s say someone comes up with the idea that schools are secretly shipping kids off to get gender reassignment surgeries, and of course, there’s zero evidence for it. But hey, lack of evidence doesn’t mean it’s not happening, right? I mean, just because we don’t find fingerprints at a crime scene doesn’t mean the cat burglar wasn’t there, sneaking around in the dead of night, cat-burgling away. Evidence might turn up later—or not. Who’s to say?

Naturally, concerned citizens want answers. They’re asking, “Who’s doing this? What schools are behind it? Who’s the Dr. Frankenstein of this operation?” They’re just looking out for the kids, you know, just like that neighbor who insists on standing by your window with binoculars.