I’ll Take My Chances In Hell

Oh, absolutely! Who wouldn’t jump at the chance to join an institution with a stellar track record like that? I mean, what’s more appealing than aligning yourself with an organization that once gave a friendly wave to a guy whose hobbies included world domination and genocide? Truly heartwarming. Nothing screams “moral compass” like that kind of historical endorsement. But hey, if the choice is between that and eternal damnation, I’m packing my bags for hell—at least they’re upfront about the fire and brimstone, no false advertising there!

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