Oh, fantastic news, everyone! The US Supreme Court has apparently decided that cleaning up radioactive waste is totally optional now—kind of like deciding whether or not to floss. Sure, it’s probably good for you, but honestly, who’s really paying attention? From government officials to the guy next door, we can all just let the toxic sludge pile up because, obviously, glowing rivers and mutant wildlife just add to the charm of our environment. Three-eyed fish? That’s just nature getting creative. So go ahead, put your feet up, and bask in the warm, comforting glow of radioactive waste. I mean, who needs a functioning planet anyway when we can all enjoy the perks of a built-in nightlight? Just brilliant!