In a plot twist no one saw coming (except maybe his PR team), the FBI has swooped in and cuffed Puff Daddy on charges of sexual offenses. But wait, there’s more—apparently, the FBI has video of his alleged crimes, and those tapes are now doing more rounds on the internet than his last album. Sprinkle in some photos for good measure, because why not? Oh, and just to make things extra spicy, some of the biggest stars in music and politics are also tangled in this mess. Just Google “Puff Daddy,” or better yet, head to YouTube—because who needs Netflix when you’ve got real-life drama like this?