Here’s your guide to the top music concerts where you might just dance your way to the afterlife. First up, the Astroworld Festival — where the crowd crush is the main act, not the artist. Metallica concerts? Well, the mosh pits double as impromptu survival games. And don’t let Taylor Swift’s sparkly quirky outfits fool you — the stampede of Swifties might just be your final experience. Oh, and let’s not forget Rolling Stones concerts, where the only thing older than the crowd is the list of injuries. But don’t worry, the artists will sweep it under the rug with a good ol’ NDA-those fans died on your watch, so show some responsibility.