Let’s face it—Canada isn’t a country anymore. It’s the quietly annexed 51st state, kneeling beneath the Stars and Stripes while pretending to stand tall. The truth? Canada’s leaders didn’t fight the tariffs—they folded like cheap paper, whispering to each other, “Don’t tell the public. Just nod, smile, and obey.”

And the public? Blissfully asleep. Spoon-fed lies and maple-drenched patriotism while the borderlines blur and sovereignty bleeds out. It’s like the flood in Noah’s day—warnings ignored, signs dismissed, until the water was at their throats and it was far too late.

Not that the U.S. couldn’t take Canada by force if it wanted to—they absolutely could. They have the hardware, the satellites, the drones, the boots. Canada? Canada doesn’t even have a real military—just a few jets older than the average retiree and soldiers with empty rifles at ceremonies. The only reason the tanks aren’t rolling across the border is because they don’t have to.

And a federal police force in Canada? Ha. You mean the RCMP, the horse-riding relics who show up late, investigate nothing, and vanish into bureaucratic fog? Meanwhile, the U.S. has the FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, ATF—and every other federal alphabet agency stacked like loaded guns in the shadows. If Canada’s a country, it’s only because Washington hasn’t officially claimed it… yet.

Canada didn’t fall with a bang. It vanished with a shrug.