What’s it all for?

Dearly beloved

We are gathered here today to get through this thing called “life”

Electric word, life, it means forever and that′s a mighty long time

But I’m here to tell you, this is something else

The afterworld

A world of never-ending happiness

You can always see the sun, day or night

So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills

You know the one, Dr. Everything′ll-Be-Alright

Instead of asking him how much of your time is left

Ask him how much of your mind, babe

‘Cause in this life, things are much harder in the afterworld

In this life, you’re on your own

And if de-elevator tries to bring you down

Go crazy, punch a higher floor (woo!)