2025: The year democracy decides to cosplay as a demolition derby. Just wait—when the executive branch shrugs off the Supreme Court like an overdue parking ticket, it’ll be history repeating itself with a chaotic remix. Desegregation standoffs? Civil War flashbacks? Child’s play compared to this circus.

The Supreme Court, meanwhile, stays tucked away in its ivory tower, handing down rulings like Zeus chucking lightning bolts—arrogant, aloof, and completely detached from the mess on the ground. Accountability? Reality? That’s for plebs. Democracy? Cute idea, but not really their vibe.

And here’s the kicker: this time, the stakes are spiced up with more political violence than a dystopian action flick. As for who’s running for office? Picture campaign posters featuring mugshots. The felons are coming, and forget skeletons in closets—they’ll bring the whole prison yard.