Picture this: Officers squinting at the sky, emptying clips at suspicious-looking clouds, while somewhere a drone operator sips coffee and watches the show through a screen. Who needs body cameras when you’ve got aerial entertainment?

“But we’re protecting the people!” they cry, as stray bullets rain down like lethal confetti. Because nothing says “public safety” quite like shooting blindly at invisible threats while civilians dive for cover behind their organically-sourced grocery bags.

Oh, you didn’t see this coming? Really? Next you’ll tell me you were shocked when the official report listed the incident as “weather balloons experiencing rapid unplanned disassembly.” They tried to keep it quiet, bless their hearts, like trying to hide an elephant under a doily.

The chaos is almost poetic – modern law enforcement versus invisible sky robots, while society watches the show from behind their smartphone screens, livestreaming the apocalypse with appropriate emoji reactions. #ModernWarfare #ThisIsFine

Just wait until the drones start fighting back. Nothing brings a community together quite like a robot uprising. At least we’ll all have great content for our social media feeds, assuming we survive the crossfire between Officer Trigger-Happy and the Revenge of the Drones.

Remember when our biggest worry was traffic cameras? Those were simpler times, before the sky became a free-fire zone and “looking up” became an extreme sport. But hey, at least property values are down – nothing drops real estate prices quite like daily air-to-ground combat in the suburbs.