Oh, what could possibly be unsafe about AI? I mean, who needs safety checks when you can just unleash groundbreaking tech and hope for the best? It’s not like rushing to market without proper oversight has ever gone wrong before. And of course, when something terrible happens—like deaths caused by AI misuse—it’s nobody’s fault. AI just does things, right? Totally out of anyone’s hands.

Let’s not forget the joys of ChatGPT being repurposed for every bad actor’s dream project. Fake influencers? Harmful devices? Why not! AI has officially graduated from being a helpful tool to being a weaponized Swiss Army knife. Oh, and now it’s cool for AI to rummage through your desktop, or worse, live stream chaos in real time. But hey, don’t worry—AI corporations assure us it’s the next big thing. So, obviously, we should all sit back and enjoy the ride as they “innovate” us straight into a dystopia.