Need a quick-and-dirty Terminator to hunt down your nemesis? Forget complex AI labs or cyborg assassins from the future—all you need is a marker and a webcam. Just draw a grid on the floor, slap a target on your foe’s location, and aim your webcam at the setup. Take a picture, feed it into ChatGPT, and voila! You’ve just turned your innocent chatbot into a budget John Connor tracker.

No webcam? No problem. Draw a pic. Snap a pic of your grid, upload it, and let ChatGPT map out the fastest route to vengeance. You now have a homemade murder algorithm! Just add a robot or some sharp Roomba upgrades, and your AGI can close the gap faster than a sequel nobody asked for.

Congratulations, you’ve democratized Skynet. What’s next? A T-1000 made out of kitchen utensils? Or maybe a drone fueled by your unresolved grudges? The possibilities are as endless as your moral ambiguity.