Mike Tyson might just be the smartest guy in the room—or at least the richest. He pocketed $20 million for a Netflix showdown with Jake Paul, proving that boxing these days isn’t about belts, it’s about bank accounts. Forget heavyweight titles (which, by the way, Tyson still has plenty of); Mike’s turned the sport into a personal ATM, cranking out exhibition fights like a man with no retirement plan but an excellent sense of humor.

His last bout? A glorified sparring match with Roy Jones Jr., a retired middleweight champion and Olympian. But the real comedy gold happened ringside when Mike casually started calling out Logan Paul. Imagine that: Tyson lining up another YouTuber like he’s picking the next item on a menu. “Yeah, I’ll have the social media star with a side of viral outrage, thanks.”

Honestly, someone needs to arrange that Logan Paul fight. People would love nothing more than to watch Iron Mike deliver a masterclass in pain while Logan vlogs about it mid-knockout. Tyson knows what we all secretly want: not boxing, but a carnival—and he’s the ringmaster.