Oh, people eating cars? What a shocker! I mean, with food prices skyrocketing, homelessness on the rise, Covid, and no income to speak of, who wouldn’t turn to their furry friends for a meal? It’s truly astonishing they’ve managed to keep this under wraps for so long. And let’s be real, this is just the tip of the iceberg—soon it’ll be a buffet of dogs and cats everywhere. How delightful!