Oh, isn’t it just fascinating how democracy is apparently under threat by—wait for it—nine lawyers? Scalia, ever the beacon of foresight, warned us about this dire menace to our freedom. Who knew the real rulers of 320 million Americans were those unelected Supreme Court justices, masquerading as a super legislature? In the Obergefell vs. Hodges case, they didn’t just make a ruling—they basically snatched away the right to govern ourselves, undoing the American Revolution with a single stroke. How considerate of them!